Who Owns The Bones??

Written by @TaxidriverSipho. Posted in Sipho

We as the ordinary people we find ourself worried as to who own the bones. The bones belong inside Mvezo or the bones belong inside Qunu? Mina I just want to make it clear to my children that when I kick the bucket I want my bones to go to KZN and no body must steal my bones. They must put the alarm on my grave so that it can ring if somebody try to steal my bones. We were also very said to hear that the brother of Mandla maked the child with the wife of Mandla. We don’t know if this is the reason why Mandla took the bones. Nami if my brother can sleep with my wife I can take the bones. My big worry is how Tata can feel if they can tell him that his children are fighting about the bones. We must intervine as south Africans for the sake of Tata. And they must show us the will that will tell us who owns the bones!!!

Why Jacob Must Forgive Juju

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AjujuWhen they took him to court and say he was raiping, who was supporting him? Juju!! When they took him again to say he was helping Shabir, who was supporting him? Juju! When they said he must not merry too many wifes who was supporting him? Juju! The people want you to help them when they are in the trouble but they don’t want to help you when your farm is in trouble. I was counting the number of the goals Spain scored Tahiti last night and it made me think about the number of his wifes. Is not fair that Juju protected him but he is not protecting him. He even said he is preparing to die for Zuma. But why he is also not prepare to die for Juju? Is unfair! It was painful to see Juju’s farm being sold to Piet. I am not writing this blog because I want to be the Vice President of EFF, but because me and my followers want justice for Juju. They even sold Juju’s Medium-rare done house that guy! Is unfair. If we don’t stop this now they will even sell Juju’s gran mother! Please ! Please forgive Juju!!

The people must enjoy the weekend!!

When I Remember 1976

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AjuneMy heart become sore when I remember June 16 1976. I was only 12 years and I remember waking up on the morning to match against Dom Pass. Night before the match I made sure I set my alarm on my iPhone because I did not want to be late for the match. In the morning I took my Phanga and went to fetch my friend Tsietsi. His father took us to school with his ML and he droped us. But after he left we realize Tsietsi fogot his Phanga at home. Now we where running shot of Phangas. So we quickly took the Gautrain to go to fetch his Phanga.
When we return to school the school was on fire. They told us that Nelson Mandela is arrested. The news of Bra Nelly’s arrest made us more angry. We too our petrol Bom and went to the match. When we arrived we found Hector in the front. I quickly putted my bullet proof to make sure that when the bastards shoot the bullet bounce back to them. Then we throw the petrol bom on the Hippo and it killed 2 police.
Is said that today’s youth forget about the fight we made in 1976. They laugh about our president and his wifes. They listen to Helen Zile and Lindiwe. We just want to ask the youth to respect June 16 and not drink beer or make sex on that day.

Why Mum Ruby Quited Soccer!!

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aRubyMany of us we are wondering why he decided quit soccer. Is because he found better job in Mac Donald or he is joining to the “Biggest Looser”? We don’t know. But one thing we know is that his past team maits will finally enjoy to eat their lunch in peace. The fridge will also be left un locked for first time in 3 years. Many people thought he will not retire, you know what they say, “Is not over until the fat lady sing for the fat man”. But is seems the fat lady singed yesterday. But we want to thank him to agree to play football in our country dispite obesity. I hope the people learned some thing from this, Don’t let food mess your career!! We also advise him to join comrade marathon next year for him to slim down. I really feel what he did to his team maits was to right, look how thin elephant is!! Is not fair!! Our words to advise you is that is possible to beat Obesity, you must just believe!! Eat Keloges K-Special, Green Tea, and lots of water. If that does not work, drink the Savana..is dry but you can drink it!!

Know My Day

Written by @TaxidriverSipho. Posted in Sipho

SiphoBlogWe know the people wonder how is my normal day. And what I do in the daily basis. I wake up on 4 oclock and go outside to go to warm the taxi. And then I go to baba Ndlovu next door to ask him to help me to jump start it. I practice the hooter and then open for the chickens. And then I take Daily Sun and go to the toilet. I polish my sandals…remember “If the man shine his shoes, is more than his shoes which shines”. After polish I dress and go to Bree. If the is a Gupta Wanna Be parking in my place I remove his taxi.