Six Tips to find the Girlfriend

Written by Super User. Posted in Sipho

I realize that many guys strugle to receive girl friends and this make them to make bad things like sleeping with abo-magosha or the ladys of the night. Well, I have the good news for all of you guys. Doctor “Sipho Love” have 6 Tips to you to get the girl.

Why the people must vote for Obama

Written by Super User. Posted in Sipho

Maybe you are wondering why I want the people to vote for Obama. Because he have only one wife and 2 childrens, unlike the other presidents I know. I will not tell their names, lebitso la motho la tura. Girls also say Obama is sexy and he have sex aphil. I know Obama know how to write Cape Verde and he does not write it up site down!!!... I just want to ask everybody which is reading this blog to go to near voting station to vote for Obama. We need you support.  Years We Can!!!

 

Don’t discriminate the gays !!

Written by @TaxidriverSipho. Posted in Sipho

Is not right to hear the people talking bad things about the gays. You don’t know maybe nawe your child will be the gay when she grow up. Last of last week one gay came to ask me to go out with him but I didn’t discriminate him. I said NO nicely like adult person. I also asked him he must give me ten reasons why he love me but he only gived me two. He said is becos I am famous and have the nice potris. South Africa it is the free country and we must allow bo Choma to be what they want to be. I just want to advise the people to report every person that they can see discriminating the gays.


Everybody must have nice weekend and please don’t make yourself the weekend speshel…Gosh!!

Brazilian Weave is too expensive!!

Written by @TaxidriverSipho. Posted in Sipho

Rumour have it that you can spend more than R2000 to buy Brazilian weave. Over my dad body can I spend that money to buy dead person hair. R2000 is enuf for me to receive hair cut for the rest of my life at Bree Salon. I think the girls which buy Brazilian they are spoild!! If you are the guy and you buy Brazilian for your girl, U dom!! Mina I can’t even see the different between Brazilian and the cheap weaves. Mara bathi this cheap ones they shrink if they see water. Futhi bathi Brazilian fringe is nice than cheap fringe. My girlfriend wear Malawian and we are proud. 
I just want to advice the girls which like Brazilian to ask the proof that is Brazilian when they buy it, It must have Ronaldinho’s signature or else is fake.!!!..and as for Blond weave, assemblif DON’T!!!!

Soccer Players Don’t know English

Written by Super User. Posted in Sipho

I everyday ask myself why the soccer players don’t how to spaek English. I know my English is not up to stretch but I fill better than the likes of Nomvete and Sangweni. Why they don’t just speak Zulu if they receive interviews? Instead of abusing poor English. Lucky Legwathi is better but the problem is that he start every sentence by saying “You Know”. I don’t understand why he always do that you know! When Sangweni speak English I just close my ears and open them when he finish. That guy take English and blacksem it!! I know the people want to ask me which of the 2 Sangweni’s I am talking of…Both of them!!! Some of the players are afraid to play hard and be man of the mach because they dnt want to be interviewd. But atlist they are hired to play soccer and not to speak English.